a day passed….

Last Friday was my birthday… yes, i turned 22 and I’m getting old and still I feel i need more time for my childhood.. I don;t know why i feel this way, as long as i can recall i was not robbed of my childhood. Can you figure that out? haha! well i can’t… but then there’s also a part of me that knows I;m a much better person now compared to the person I was a year ago…

how do you remember your childhood?

well i really got a great laugh out of this quote…. i got it from another site and simply reminded me how i bugged my mom when i cant sleep at night… just read on….A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later…. “Da-d….”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…..”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later……”Daaaa-aaaad…..”
“WHAT!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”

Simply a knockout if you ask me! well here’s more!

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”
The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”.
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
“I can’t dear” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room”.
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy”.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes”, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

i hope you enjoyed all of these if your looking for more go here…

Amazing or a fake?

not sure if what i saw was real, i didn’t bother posting it here, but in doubt I’m giving you a link so you can see for yourself, real or fake its up to you to decide… coz i cant decide for myself! in short im confused of these paper work of ART…

how much is your body worth?

if you have seen a site with a countdown to your death then why not know how much your body is worth when you die? with this you can even improve your body’s value by making it more healthy! hehehe… enjoy!
Here’s how much my cadaver would be worth:
$4040.00The Cadaver Calculator – Find out how much your body is worth.

my eye hurts!

Damn! my eye still hurts from a splash of soap when i took my bath yesterday. im all red eyed! just on my left eye though. its even harder to focus on the computer screen with my other eye all teary and red.

well, anyway… it has been a nice day.. the music helped me calm myself….
i’m listening to Orange and lemon’s new album Moonlane Gardens:
with exceptional tracks that got my ears like:
-Let Me
-moonlane gardens
-ang katulad mong walang katulad

here’s more:
-drive by ziggy marley
-it ends tonight by All American rejects

Listen up and enjoy!